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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Maurice

Travel Log: Maurice
March 7, 2006

No sooner had we met than Maurice was off on a voyage around the world, but that's just how he is. He hopped on a luxurious Continental jet and left for his home country of Brazil in search of poo-flinging monkeys. Are they real, and can any animal be stupid enough as to actually throw his feces at another member of his family? Brave men have been lost to this very cause over thousands of generations, but this is Maurice's mission. Should he not return he has asked that he be dried, ground and used in a delicious organic tea, just as anyone else would. Bye for this week.

5 Comments:

  • At 8:48 PM, Blogger Andrew v. said…

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    (catches breath)

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

     
  • At 8:26 AM, Blogger JEK said…

    I actually envy the freedom that monkeys have to fling their own poo at things, even close friends and family. Life would be different and probably not boring if at any moment someone you knew could fling their poo at you. Maybe that can be an answer to Courtnay's boredom.

     
  • At 9:21 AM, Blogger SuperTones-StrikeBack said…

    I StrikeBack. with some more Poop moohahaha

     
  • At 9:23 PM, Blogger SuperTones-StrikeBack said…

    would you like some pee with dat poop?

     
  • At 11:27 PM, Blogger SuperTones-StrikeBack said…

    Hey Young AS, update your blog.

     

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