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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

About Time For a Blog

So basically I haven't added to this glorious blog all summer and I figure it's about time to give it a little justice. This summer has certainly been exciting getting closer to lots of new friends from young adults and losing mad ammounts of sleep. Vander and I established a new holiday for all to enjoy called Andrew's Day (formerly BC day but nobody knows what that day is actually for anyways). Since the point of every good holiday is to have a catch ie. presents, wear green or get pinched, easter eggs, etc. the point of Andrew's day will be to trick any Andrew or bake him a cake. Only Andrew's count though so no Andrea, Dre or Andy (A birth certificate authentication may be required in some cases). Below are several examples...

Andrews

Andrew (on the left with his brother Peter)


Definately not an Andrew

So aside from developing a new holiday I also learned how to own at Halo 2, how to swing dance a bit, which is actually fairly enjoyable and how to teach Aqua fit to a group of aging women. More recently, being back at school, I learnt about the bacteria that make dirt smell like dirt and the smell of rain. Thats pretty much all I get for $1500 a semester, although it does add yet another random fact to my ever increasing base of useless knowledge. On my most recent list of let downs I was hit in the eye at a volleyball practice, leaving me with a blind spot in my periph, but I still did not get a black eye to look tough, which happens to be one of my goals in life. I do however get to have stiches soon which is also on my list of things to do as a klutz. Unfortunately it isn't really for anything cool like a gang war or knife battle I just so happen to have a broken salivary gland in my mouth that needs to be removed, such a shame. Well that's it for now. However if anything else pops into my head from summer or I have something of interest in my daily adventures I will not hesitate to Blog it.

Farewell,

Andrew Smeaton

7 Comments:

  • At 12:56 AM, Blogger Heather said…

    Ha! FactMan strikes again! Seriously man, that was beautiful. Especially the use of The Brick Testament. Scha-weet.

     
  • At 1:29 AM, Blogger Maria said…

    good blog post.

    Farewell? that's like saying goodbye [forever].

    You should consider changing it ... like to maybe...
    this is _________ signing off. .... or whatever.

     
  • At 11:20 AM, Blogger Andrew v. said…

    Where the heck is that picture from? Im sweating in it, must've been doing something crazy active because I don't sweat a whole lot.

     
  • At 5:41 PM, Blogger sharon said…

    ummm - you can break salivary glands? wow - there's something I learned and I didn't have to waste $1500 for it. Aaahhh - but what I did waste that money on was learning how to brain-tan a Moose hide. Not joking - thats what we learnied in class yesterday - a useful skill for a social worker.
    Oh and I have the funnest word verification - bloobuu

     
  • At 1:21 AM, Blogger Amber said…

    Aw Andrew,
    Thanks for stealing MY picture..I feeled so honoured. Miss you! Don't forget about our phone date..

     
  • At 2:44 PM, Blogger Kailyn said…

    Ah a post on the woe-begotten blog of yours! I should inform you that I have a home and that I will not require your shed as a place of residence (as nice as I'm sure that would be). And I don't know what day BC - I mean Andrew Day is...so I won't know when to celebrate the wonderful Andrews of the world unless I am otherwise enlightened...

     
  • At 5:13 PM, Blogger Andrew v. said…

    Andrew day is like August 7th or something. No wait, August 12th? Hold on, googling it. It is the first monday in August.

    First monday in August = Andrew Day

     

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