"Soo much, or not soo much"

I think that just as there is "to" and "too" there should be "so" and "soo." It would make the english language just that much more dynamic, with soo describing something in exess or very. Like you can be "so cool" or you can be "soo cool" for the statistically minded thats 50% more so and that definately transfers into your actual cool count. With the adition of this, the english language would also have a whole new and exciting rule in which -oo makes an ô sound instead of oeu. Now if that isn't wicked i don't know what is.

Maurice

Travel Log: Maurice
March 7, 2006

No sooner had we met than Maurice was off on a voyage around the world, but that's just how he is. He hopped on a luxurious Continental jet and left for his home country of Brazil in search of poo-flinging monkeys. Are they real, and can any animal be stupid enough as to actually throw his feces at another member of his family? Brave men have been lost to this very cause over thousands of generations, but this is Maurice's mission. Should he not return he has asked that he be dried, ground and used in a delicious organic tea, just as anyone else would. Bye for this week.

The Legend of Smeaton

Many great Smeaton's have impacted history. Marc Smeaton (1536) was a "very handsome," slender musician and "deft dancer" in the household of Queen Anne Boleyn, famed for his talents as a singer (can you not see the resemblance already?). John Smeaton (1724-1792) was the man who coined the term "civil engineer" being the father of modern engineering in England. He is also credited with the creation of the Smeatonian society which was a group of industrialists and scientists in the 1700's. It was a beautiful day in 1904 when Percy Smeaton entered the great country of Canada from Great Britain. Many years later his decendants found themselves in Kamloops home of Kami the great an inspirational figure to all that swim. However the most important fact is yet to come, in subsiquent generations a hero was born. Half Smeaton, half amazing a man that brings hope to the desolate life of mankind and tames the king of the bears. Though none speak of his true name it has been written that he was given Andrew or "manly" fittingly of course.